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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 18:09

Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
When gallery photos are deleted at the same time, why are Google photos also deleted?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
So they tried
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Is love natural, or is it somehow created?
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..